A sexual experience with Mr Simon Cowell, which lasted maybe ten minutes. He was VERY sweet and charming and told me straight that we shouldnt exchange numbers, and at the time i was fine with that.....but, soon after i felt used.
What should i do?
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Hi, this was posted originally by me on Yahoo Answers, it’s a joke so dont take it seriously, im a guy and i never had a sexual encounter with Simon Cowell.
I didnt think it would get this far!!!
Sorry Simon!
Simon pays Mr. Clifford a fortune to keep that side of his life quiet, I don’t think you will find a paper that would print it! They stand too much to loose from crossing Max!
Sell your story
Why not be better than Tiger Wood’s nasty little attention seeking gold-diggers and keep it to yourself?
does simon know about this??
What an idiot.
Only Provide information if they offer a reasonable amount of cash that a agent in the business would find substantial as to publicly humiliate yourself as a American Idol Slut
quit being so easy.
Dude, who cares? We know he’s gay. No one will pay you for that info so STFU.
You are such a lying little troll. Everybody knows there’s no way Simon Cowell could last 10 minutes.
Maybe that’ll shoo away the craptastic billions of Tiger Woods news that’s been popping out from no where! :’D
cry.
Yeah right!!
You should be happy that you sexual encounter with Simon Cowell not every one gets to do that. If you reported it they probably wouldn’t believe you anyways.
Being a celebrity is hard. Simon still probably remembers you and will feel awful. I wouldnt. I’d just keep it to myself.